obi_have ([info]obi_have) wrote,
@ 2007-05-23 18:09:00
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Slaves Needed at BayCon Convention
Volunteers needed to be sold at the Klingon Slave Auction at the BayCon Convention.

An exciting opportunity to be placed on the famous Klingon Slave Block, to be sold
to the highest bidder for the extreme Pleasure, of your exquisite company.

The chance to brag to your friends that you did the booty dance to Enhance the bid,
just to acquire the sweet fine that is you.

Sign up at “THE BLACK HOLE” a fine Klingon establishment featuring the finest exotic
intoxicants this side of the galaxy. Only the best and nothing but when you buy at
“The Black Hole”.

Spices, Slaves and weapons all kinds, ships and all legal beverages. Klingon Blood
Wine, Phaser Shots, Romulan Ale and the ever popular Warp Core Coolant are featured.
The bar specialty is REVENGE, a drink best served COLD.

Under the authority of the Ring of Fire Fleet, the Black Fleet-Star Pirates Guild and
the Orion Slave Traders Guild.



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[info]svashtar
2007-05-24 01:35 am UTC (link)
Willy Wonka will expect reparations if he is sold into slavery.

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Klingon Slave Market
[info]obi_have
2007-05-24 05:35 am UTC (link)
Quite slave, your going to be sold to the highest bidder and do what ever your new master commands of you.... hey maybe I could Al on the slave block and sell him to you....

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Klingon Slave Market
[info]obi_have
2007-05-24 06:22 am UTC (link)
Quite slave, your going to be sold to the highest bidder and do what ever your new master commands of you.... hey maybe I could Al on the slave block and sell him to you....

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[info]svashtar
2007-05-24 06:34 am UTC (link)
As long as I don't get eaten by a Klingon, I'm good.

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Re: Klingon Slave Market
[info]obi_have
2007-05-24 03:07 pm UTC (link)
The women say that you haven't been eaten, untill you've been eaten by a Klingon. Which accounts for the term, "serrated for her pleasure"

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[info]lironess
2007-05-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
whine....wish I could be there....although everyone but you would be to scared to buy me I bet. I can be pretty intimidating in costume.

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Slaves needed
[info]obi_have
2007-05-24 05:42 am UTC (link)
Oh you tease, just hand me the bunny fur flogger and assume the position. No not that way, this way and smile. ohhhh the camera loves you baby......
So what costume will you almost be in and what can I expect to be offered from you other than "the extreme pleasure, of your exquisite company".

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